Journey into Islam's afterlife:
In this exciting and sarcasm article. we will live with some examples of Muslims who went to the Islamic afterlife's gardens of sex. The characters are imaginary but the events will be according To the exact description of the Islamic afterlife's gardens of sex according to Islamic books. And The heroes will be according To the order. First Mr. Ibn Jahsh (that is Islamic name means son Of the donkey). Second will Be Mr. Ghadban ibn mujahid (Islamic name means Angry son of Muslim's jihad man which kills For Islam).Third Mr. Atshan ibn el sakka (Islamic name means Thirsty son of the man who sells Water).Fourth Mrs. Mazloma ibnt alahtl (Islamic name means Oppressed daughter of the stupid Man). Fifth and at last two young children. A boy called Saeed (means happy). And a girl called Safa (which means purity). And they are twins.
And now after introducing the main characters . Let us just say some facts about Islamic gardens Of sex. which is only entered by true Muslims with faith in Allah the idol God. and his liar prophet The slave of kadiga. First in gardens of sex of Islam every man will have 72 horia (which is a Beautiful women in gardens of Allah. (more beautiful than normal women). Second in Islamic Gardens of sex there is rivers from wine and water but it runs only underground not on Surface. Third in gardens of sex of Islam there is children that do not bleed to serve and to be Fucked by men and they look so beautiful . Fourth in gardens of sex of Islam Allah gives you any Lust what ever it is . Fifth in gardens of sex of Islam the man becomes as 100 man in sexual ability. That is quite enough. now lets go for fun but take care everyone to close your mind eyes as we Are going to go through a porno movie at the highest level.
Story of mr Ibn jahsh (son of the donkey) :
His story starts as any normal Muslim who follows the teach of Islam. and the teach of Muslim's Sheiks and spent his life in praying Islamic prays and keep on supporting Islam from his money. Despite he is very poor. And he was doing that hoping to enter the gardens of Allah. which Sheiks while taking money from him keep on promising him he will enter it. And that he will Have Beautiful horias. And that will compensate him for not being able to marry. Just keep in Supporting us with whatever you can. until you die to make us live over your head and have All pleasure (sheiks say inside themselves) . And so day passes after a day and Mr. ibn jahsh keep on dreaming with the time He will meet his beautiful women in gardens of Allah. And finally that day came.
So he enter with happiness and there were his 72 women waiting for him. And he started to Release more than 60 year deprivation. and started to fuck his 72 horia. But because he was 100 man in sexual power he was always horny and wanted more women. so he started to fuck His neighbor 's women. which objected on that. And one of them was his lust to fuck his Neighbor's women (Ibn jahsh) and the neighbor's desire was to make that man leave his women. So they Asked for Allah to judge between them . So Allah said The rule is clear. my job is to Give everyone in my gardens his lust and desire. so I have no solution for you. Go ask my Prophet Kotom The slave as he maybe able to find answer for you. So they went to Mr. kotom The slave Of kadiga and told him the story and what Allah told them. and asked him to judge Between Them. So kotom started to look at Ibn Jahsh and concentrates on him then he said : When I was On Earth I used to get fucked by men. How much I miss that and I just wished to Find someone To Get that honor until I saw you Ibn jahsh. and your strong looking body. So My decision will Be That you will fuck no women anymore but only you will fuck me. So the Poor Ibn jahsh looked In shock and said : but prophet of Allah I only want to fuck women . So Kotom looked at him With anger and said :what do you say?. are you disobeying me?. do you Want me to throw you Into hell with infidels forever?. So the poor Ibn jahsh said no prophet of Allah do not throw me Into hell I will fuck you forever as you want. (lived happy ever after lol lol lol :D)
Poor mr Ibn jahsh (son of the donkey ) lived all his live dreaming of the moment he will fuck in The gardens of allah and when it came it turned into eternity nightmare.
Story of Mr. Ghadban ibn mujahid (angry son of jihad's man):
His story starts like any normal terrorist. grew up with a mujahed father which all his interest is in Killing other people. which he call them infidels and enemies of Allah. So he did the same. Especially after Muslim's sheiks taught him that if he died while killing infidels he will enter Allah Gardens of sex. So he was getting ready for that day until it came. And they gave him an Explosive belt and he went to a bus station to kill as many infidels as he can. then an unexpected Thing happened. He saw a baby on his mother hand smiling to him. And despite Muslim's sheiks Taught him it is ok even to kill children of infidels. like what happened in Russia's school. he Decided to wait until that baby with his mother go away. and turned back to walk away to Come back after five minutes. But (Boom Boom) the belt exploded as the sheiks that taught him to Die for them were carrying a remote detonator. Regardless what happened he entered his Allah Gardens so let's see what happened with him there.
He entered as usual and his women were waiting for him and he started fucking .But there was Something missed .A desire inside him which he feels he want. as it was never accomplished in his Life which is to kill infidels. as he did not blow up the belt to kill but others who did that. So he Asked his Allah. so His Allah said to him that is okay the rule says whatever you wish I will give You. So Allah started to bring him a sword and infidels to kill Them. And with 100 man power He started with the rage he carried since he was a baby from his family. And left his women to Satisfy his unaccomplished desire. And for eternity he lived only to kill infidels .(lived happy Ever after . lol lol lol)
Poor Mr. Ghadban ibn mujahid (angry son of the jihad man) which his only lust became to kill for eternity .
Story of Mr. Atshan ibn el sakka (thirsty son of the man who sells Water):
His story starts as a Muslim thief and drug dealer. But he was a Muslim who prays and when he Asked sheiks they said to him. It is ok to do whatever you do but don't forget to pray to Allah. And as long as no one sees you and knows about you. Make sure that Allah is covering after You. And that Allah already forgave you as no one knows you did it. And so he lived his life until One day he was making a deal and police came. So he escaped and no one managed to Know Who he was from the police (Allah covered after him). But while he was escaping he got Lost in The desert and he died while all what he was wishing and desiring one drop of water. And After That he entered the gardens of Allah . So let's see what happened with him after that.
As usual it started with him finding women around him and started to fuck .But soon he realized That there is something missing. But what is it?. Of course water which was the most thing he felt As desired most . So he asked his Allah for water. So his Allah answered and said: I already gave You rivers from water. So asked again where is it Allah I cant see any rivers .So Allah said to him : the Rule is Clear in my gardens no surface rivers. all are underground as my prophet was nomadic And never saw surface rivers as he lived in deserts. So if you want water wish a well to get to The underground rivers. So Mr. Atshan ibn el sakka did that . But for his bad luck the river that Was running under his land was a river from wine. And because it is Allah wine. so one drop From it is enough to make you drunk. But Mr. Atshan ibn el sakka didn't Know that . so he Drank from the well and soon he became drunk and soon slept. And after that he woke up but he didn't Know what happened with him. It was like a dream he cant remember as the wine is very heavy. And again soon he felt thirsty for water. So again He went to drink from the well. And again he Became drunk. And so on for eternity. (lived happy ever after. lol lol lol)
Poor Mr. Atshan ibn el sakka (thirsty son of the man who sells water). Died wishing one drop Of water. And for eternity he will never get it .
Story of Mrs. Mazloma ibnt elahtl (oppressed daughter of the stupid man ) :
Her story starts as a normal Muslim woman .Wife to a Muslim guy who used to hit her harshly. So she went to complain to Muslim's sheiks. So the sheik told her that the husband have the right To hit his wife. and that she must obey him if she want to go to gardens of Allah. And that every Woman does not obey her husband angels curse her. and will go to hell. And told her to wear Hijab (Islamic veil) as the wives of kotom did. So she obeyed. And remained to dream about Allah Gardens. And happiness in it despite the sheik did not tell her what will be waiting for her there. But all what was in her mind. it is a place for happiness and better than to be in hell for ever of Course. So days passed on until the time she is waiting for came the time for happiness in which she Will be able to be free. So let 's see What happened with that happiness seeker.
First she entered gardens of Allah and guards on the door asked her who is your husband. So She answered with a weird look why are you asking me about my husband. So they answered Because only the women that their husbands accept them to be with them in gardens of Allah. Are the only allowed to enter. So if your husband said no about you then you will go to hell no Matter what. So in scare and shock she told them his name so they called him. So he looked at Her and said ok leave her enter she was a good wife that left me to hit her and obeyed me and left me to marry other wives without complain. And so she entered in Shock from what Happened as she realized that she is stuck forever with him. And again she suffer from him. As He starts to hit her again as it became a lust inside him to hit women. And of course she suffers From being lonely as he is busy fucking the 72 beautiful women given to him from Allah. And of Course she is not compare to their beauty. So when he sees her. the only thing he likes to do is to Hit her and insult her. So she went to complain to Allah. Who said to her : the rule is clear you Must obey your husband no matter what he do. or you will go to hell. So she said Ok Allah I want To go to hell as it would be better than eternity with that man. Enough what I suffered on my Life. So Allah answered : sorry but I asked your husband and he said he desire you with him to Hit you especially after he knew that you preferred hell than to be with him so hell is not Available for you now .( wow wow wow. lived happy ever after)
Poor Mrs. Mazloma ibnt elahtal (oppressed daughter of the stupid man ). She lived all her life Dreaming to enter gardens of Allah to find happiness. And when she entered it .She saw that hell Is better than it .But even that poor was unable to go to it . As (hell is not available).
Story of The twin saeed(happy) and safa (purity):
Their story starts with a rich man from a rich oil country. Goes to a poor Islamic country and Marry a poor girl for a week and give her money and leave her . And so the girl get pregnant. But she say I will keep my baby with me . until she realized that she had a twin and that her Money has ran out. So she leaves them in front of a house of an old women. which bring them up To be good children and good Muslims. until they are seven years old. And after that she dies. And the two poor Kids find themselves in the street and a guy see them both. so he tries to Abuse them the boy and the girl. So they run away fast. To find themselves in front of fast car. And together they leave the life as they have entered in the same moment. And they found Themselves in gardens of Allah. And happiness is the only thing waiting for them .But is that true?. Can they be with better luck than the others before????.Let's see .
After they have entered. The pure two kids started playing and enjoying the beautiful gardens of Allah. While an eye saw them. A man while fucking one of his women saw the little girl. So fast He wanted to fuck her and that was his desire. So Allah allowed Him to take her to fuck her Forever. And while he was taking her she starts shouting calling her brother which was catching Her hand trying to release her from the man's hand. and while doing that another man saw him. And he desired him and so Allah allowed him to take the little boy. And the two little soft weak Hands of the kids did not manage to hold anymore. And if they just were able to imagine what they are Going to live through for eternity. But even if they could imagine. what were they able to Do. let themselves be abused alive ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Poor saeed (happy) and safa (purity) if they knew that dying as children will let them live Forever in that. They would of chosen to accept it in life to change eternity (which is a shame over Muslims head).
Islam = the most dirty full of superstition and hate and kill and lie
Quran = the book of lie and superstition and hate and children rape
muhammed (kotom the slave) = a children rapist full of dirty and camel urine drinker and taught Muslims so.
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